MHA #10- Saturday evening

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With the way things had been going for everyone over the last few weeks, Kitty and Allie had decided it might be good to have a small, semi-quiet apartment party with friends where nothing traumatic happened and they could have fun.

Aaand then Kitty got in from California too late yesterday to get much of anything done so a lot of today was spent cleaning, shopping, and finding some game off the Internet, because with the group they'd invited, it might be good to have something to focus on rather than just glaring at people across the room. Which they'd probably do anyway, but at least it wouldn't be their whole night.

By the time people were due to start showing up, everything had been set up, the place looked presentable, and the pizza had gotten here in time for Kitty to box up a couple pieces for Lucky already, because shut up, that's why.


[Up early for timezones! For those who know who they are, but if you want to swing an invite, just grab one of us on AIM at chickwithemo or izzyalienqueen!]

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Cards Against Humanity

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"Okay," Kitty said, "I guess one person reads the black card, and then everyone gives them a white card, and they pick which one is the funniest and that person gets the point. Sounds easy enough. Someone want to go first?"

Round 1

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Re: Round 1

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

Somehow Allie wound up being the first person to ask a question.

"You realize I have no idea what I'm talking about. But here goes," she said, looking at her card. "The socialist governments of Scandanavia have declared that access to BLANK is a basic human right."

[Reply with one of your answers. The more obnoxious the better.]

Re: Round 1

[throughaphase]

"Me next," Kitty said, reading off her card. "'What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?' That's two cards this time, boys and girls."

What, like she wasn't going to go with that one?

Re: Round 1

[bitten_notshy]

"I'm curious about our answers on this one," Jack said before he read his question card. "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with BLANK."

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[robinonadderall]

"I'll go," Stiles said, rifling through the cards he had. "What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?"

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[newroutines]

"Okay, folks, tell me," Mike started before reading aloud from his black card, "'what are my parents hiding from me?' And make it good, people."

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[locointhecoco]

"This one sounds happy!" Pinkie said, putting her card down. "Coming to Broadway this season, BLANK: the musical!"

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[texted3times]

"My turn," Eric declared. "Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite delicacy is BLANK stuffed with BLANK. Two cards, please."

Re: Round 1

[not_a_whiner]

"Mine," Kaidan said, though he sounded mildly confused. Not about, y'know, the game, just the point. "Uh... What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?"

Beat.

"Someone tell me who Vin Diesel is."

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[firstnameagent.livejournal.com]

"I suppose I'll go now," Coulson said, reading from a carefully selected card. "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?"

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[shagthis.livejournal.com]

Right, okay. Jake was pretty sure he got the gist of this game, so he was gonna just plunge right on in with: "Why do I hurt all over?"

Round 2

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Re: Round 2

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

So they'd made it around the room and suddenly it was Allie's turn again.

"BLANK. Bet you can't eat just one."

Judging by some of the answers that had turned up in the previous round, Allie was a little afraid of what answers she'd get for this one.

Re: Round 2

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Kitty cleared her throat when it was her turn again, for attention, or something. "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?"

She couldn't wait to see these.

Re: Round 2

[robinonadderall]

And then it was Stiles' turn again. "What do old people smell like?"

He could have made a joke about everyone else in the room. But he wouldn't. Because he was polite.

Re: Round 2

[newroutines]

"Okay, another one." And yes, Mike chuckled a bit to himself before reading the card aloud. "'When all else fails, I can always masturbate to BLANK.'"

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[texted3times]

"Me again," Eric declared. "What will always get you laid?" He waggled his eyebrows. "I'm always looking for tips."

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[not_a_whiner]

Kaidan was making one last ditch attempt at doing this before his mun went to bed he was giving up and fading into the background. "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without BLANK," he read aloud.

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[bitten_notshy]

Jack read, in his very plummiest accent, "I got 99 problems but BLANK ain't one."

Re: Round 2

[firstnameagent.livejournal.com]

Coulson knew several actual answers to this one, but he wanted to hear what other people had to say in the name of comedy.

"In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to BLANK."

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[locointhecoco]

"My turn!" Pinkie declared proudly. "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for BLANK."

Round 3

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Round 4

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Round 5

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In case people still have cards!