A costume shop on the mainland- Thursday afternoon

[throughaphase]

Since last year had actually worked out so well, Kitty had decided to drag Derek out to help her find a Halloween costume this year, too. Which, considering the last time they'd gone shopping he'd instituted a limit on how low her neckline could go, getting through costumes that got sluttier every year might be interesting.

"So just as a warning," Kitty said as they headed inside the shop to look, "if you find a sexy owl costume this year, you can just go ahead and put it back."


[For the personal shopper! NFB for distance! Exclamation point!]

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[justlurkinghere]

"No sexy animals." He made a face. "I hate Halloween."

At least no teenagers were holding a black light rave in the loft where people they knew died though. Because that would be tacky.

[throughaphase]

"No sexy animals," she agreed. "But sexy pirate is a possibility. Any thoughts about what you're gonna be?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Annoyed werewolf."

Boom. Done.

[throughaphase]

"Not a costume..." she sing-songed.

[justlurkinghere]

"Werewolf is a valid costume." And lifestyle choice.

[throughaphase]

"For people who aren't werewolves, sure," Kitty said. "I can't just say I'm going as a mutant."

[justlurkinghere]

"Until I have to for work, I'm not wearing a costume."

And he would murder you if you mentioned it to Eric.

[throughaphase]

"It's your party," Kitty pointed out.

[justlurkinghere]

"Mike's party," he corrected. "I just live there."

Angrily.

[throughaphase]

"It's a party at your house," she amended. "Look, you don't even have to put a ton of work into it. Jeans, white t-shirt, construction hat, and you've got a costume. Or throw on a flannel and get a fake axe and say you're a lumberjack."

[justlurkinghere]

"A lumberjack?" He did have the majestic beard for it...

[throughaphase]

"Or something in that field of work, if that's your thing," she said encouragingly.

[justlurkinghere]

He watched a little too much Mountain Men lately, so...

"We can get a fake ax."

[throughaphase]

"See, no fuss and you won't stick out as the only person who didn't dress up," she said.

[justlurkinghere]

"Fine." He wasn't going to enjoy it, though.

[throughaphase]

And Kitty's day was made.

"So with that settled-" Really pretty easily too! "-what do you think of this?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I think you should keep bondage in the bedroom."

So helpful, he was.

[throughaphase]

"That could happen after," Kitty shrugged.

[justlurkinghere]

"So much I didn't need to know."

So, so much, Kitty.

[throughaphase]

Kitty just smiled. "There needs to be more options. Or maybe fewer slutty monster costumes. What's up with that, by the way?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Don't look at me, I don't even celebrate the holiday."

[throughaphase]

"Except for allowing parties to take place at your house. And I assume by eating candy." Because everyone ate Halloween candy.

[justlurkinghere]

"It's hidden in the closet."

Yeah. Think about that.

[throughaphase]

Kitty blinked. "You hide your Halloween candy in the closet?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Yeah." That should clearly be obvious. "Otherwise Stiles would eat it all."