throughaphase: (ooh?)
Kitty Pryde-Barton ([personal profile] throughaphase) wrote2013-10-24 06:28 am

A costume shop on the mainland- Thursday afternoon

Since last year had actually worked out so well, Kitty had decided to drag Derek out to help her find a Halloween costume this year, too. Which, considering the last time they'd gone shopping he'd instituted a limit on how low her neckline could go, getting through costumes that got sluttier every year might be interesting.

"So just as a warning," Kitty said as they headed inside the shop to look, "if you find a sexy owl costume this year, you can just go ahead and put it back."


[For the personal shopper! NFB for distance! Exclamation point!]
justlurkinghere: (let me use smaller words for you)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pretty sure sexy owls are last season." Thanks, Derek. Thanks.
justlurkinghere: (aww it thinks it's people!)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If you turn off the lights and say it in the mirror three times, you summon the patriarchy to nut punch.

"I thought that was the point of the holiday."
justlurkinghere: (...his password is ALSO Allison?)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you planning to spike the punch with wolfsbane?" Because that was a horrible hallucination there.
justlurkinghere: (Default)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Try something that's less acid trip."

Maybe a sexy ear of corn costume.
justlurkinghere: (black like my soul)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Looks practical."

If you're a stripper.
justlurkinghere: (aww it thinks it's people!)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"How about we avoid things with 'sexy' in the title?"
justlurkinghere: (shut your whore mouth!)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Same thing." He held high hope for taste.
justlurkinghere: (lecturing Scott)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Derek just rolled his eyes. "At least it's not an animal."
justlurkinghere: (sighing maturely)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"No sexy animals." He made a face. "I hate Halloween."

At least no teenagers were holding a black light rave in the loft where people they knew died though. Because that would be tacky.
justlurkinghere: (girl you crazy)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Annoyed werewolf."

Boom. Done.
justlurkinghere: (Default)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Werewolf is a valid costume." And lifestyle choice.
justlurkinghere: (aww it thinks it's people!)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Until I have to for work, I'm not wearing a costume."

And he would murder you if you mentioned it to Eric.
justlurkinghere: (sassing you)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-10-24 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mike's party," he corrected. "I just live there."

Angrily.
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