A costume shop on the mainland- Thursday afternoon

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Since last year had actually worked out so well, Kitty had decided to drag Derek out to help her find a Halloween costume this year, too. Which, considering the last time they'd gone shopping he'd instituted a limit on how low her neckline could go, getting through costumes that got sluttier every year might be interesting.

"So just as a warning," Kitty said as they headed inside the shop to look, "if you find a sexy owl costume this year, you can just go ahead and put it back."


[For the personal shopper! NFB for distance! Exclamation point!]

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"Or something in that field of work, if that's your thing," she said encouragingly.

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He watched a little too much Mountain Men lately, so...

"We can get a fake ax."

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"See, no fuss and you won't stick out as the only person who didn't dress up," she said.

[justlurkinghere]

"Fine." He wasn't going to enjoy it, though.

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And Kitty's day was made.

"So with that settled-" Really pretty easily too! "-what do you think of this?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I think you should keep bondage in the bedroom."

So helpful, he was.

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"That could happen after," Kitty shrugged.

[justlurkinghere]

"So much I didn't need to know."

So, so much, Kitty.

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Kitty just smiled. "There needs to be more options. Or maybe fewer slutty monster costumes. What's up with that, by the way?"

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"Don't look at me, I don't even celebrate the holiday."

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"Except for allowing parties to take place at your house. And I assume by eating candy." Because everyone ate Halloween candy.

[justlurkinghere]

"It's hidden in the closet."

Yeah. Think about that.

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Kitty blinked. "You hide your Halloween candy in the closet?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Yeah." That should clearly be obvious. "Otherwise Stiles would eat it all."

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"You could just buy it at the last minute," she said. Which was what she did so she didn't eat it all.

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"Or I could hide it." A beat. "Don't tell him where it is."

LEAVE IT IN THE CLOSET.

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"I won't," she promised. "Halloween candy is for Halloween. There are rules."

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"Good."

Derek paused, holding up a costume for her. "I think this is a contender."

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"Wooow," Kitty said, staring. "Well, Lucky would love me. But how about we also stay away from sexy food?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Well, I give up." He gave up a long time ago, Kitty. Don't let him fool you.

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"That's your contribution?" Kitty said. "Oh, Derek."

[justlurkinghere]

"I really don't need to see you half naked. Ever." Just as an FYI.

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"...Thank you?" That was a weird thing to hear from pretty much anyone. "Just for that I'm going to be something that requires fishnets."

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Derek made a face. "You're like a little sister, Kitty."

YEAH. LIKE CORA.

[throughaphase]

"Yeah, that's why I tease you so much," she said. Hence fishnets. "I'm still a grown woman who can dress up on Halloween, especially considering I wear actual clothes to work these days."