A store on the mainland- Friday

[throughaphase]

The last time Kitty dragged Derek shopping with her, it was because it was kind of fun to torment him, yadda yadda yadda. This time, she was dragging him along because he'd actually been good with fashion advice and she didn't have a Rachel anymore, so... she'd been recast as a surly werewolf with bad conversation skills. Sorry, Derek.

"Remember, I'm just looking for a work outfit," she said as they walked into the store. "So this should probably be less eyeroll-inducing than the costumes."


[For the personal shopper!]

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[justlurkinghere]

Derek made a noise of vague agreement concerning the jacket owning as he looked over the shirts. "Your boyfriend thinks I'm trying to get into your pants."

Great transition there, Derek!

[throughaphase]

It took Kitty a second to decide she did hear that right.

Okay, more than a second.

"...Wait, what?"

[justlurkinghere]

The top he held up was a very dark purple and boat neck. "Try this one."

[throughaphase]

She took it because it was cute even if it wasn't trampy enough for work, but said, "Go back to the Clint thing."

[justlurkinghere]

THEY WOULD FIND TRAMPY IN DUE TIME. Hope you like bustiers, Kitty.

Derek shrugged. Because people wanting into his tight, tight pants was something he wasn't really one to care about.

[throughaphase]

"You can't say something like that and start shrugging," Kitty told him. "Why do you think that?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Could have been the emphasis on you being his girlfriend during our last chat," Derek replied dryly.

[throughaphase]

Maybe it was a guy thing she wasn't getting. "So...?"

[justlurkinghere]

It really was.

Derek just gave her a look. "Guys don't do that unless they're feeling insecure about something," he said, picking another tasteful top. Because he was classy like that. And they needed to hit up the lingerie for what she was probably thinking.

[throughaphase]

Yes! Lingerie would totally help this!

"He has no reason to feel insecure here," she stated... taking the top. Look, there was a reason she took him on these trips, okay.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm not actually gay, you know." Derek wasn't helping. Then again, he didn't want to help. So.

[throughaphase]

....Huh. Not the assumption she'd been operating under, but.

"I didn't think you were," she totally and completely lied.

[justlurkinghere]

"Lie." He tossed another shirt at her. There, he was done with his contribution for this leg of the trip.

[throughaphase]

"It is not!" she lied again. "Why would you think I thought that, anyway?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Stiles." Thanks, Stiles. Thanks a bunch.

[throughaphase]

That was not a helpful sentence, Derek. "What about him?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Apparently lead you to think I'm having orgies while making him dogsit."

[throughaphase]

Kitty's mouth opened and closed a few times as she tried to come up with a defense for that.

"Well, you did let some naked guy wear your underwear," she said finally, because guess what, there was no defense.

[justlurkinghere]

"Because it was that or let him stay naked," Derek shot back. "He was different like me, not someone I was screwing."

[throughaphase]

"Oh. Well, that wasn't information that I had," she said. Not that there was anything wrong with what she'd thought, in her opinion. "Sorry."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek shrugged again. Because people always thought something stupid about him.

[throughaphase]

"It doesn't change anything, by the way," she said, just to put that out there.

[justlurkinghere]

"Good to know." On some level he might have actually meant that. "Are you going to actually try those on or just assume I didn't pick something terrible?"

[throughaphase]

Don't mind Kitty being grateful for that out. "Well, you didn't, but I will be right back," she said, turning for the dressing room.

Which she didn't intend to show off because that was Officially Weird, at least till she talked to Clint.

[justlurkinghere]

DEREK JUST HAD BALLIN' FASHION POWERS. ON TOP OF THE WEREWOLF POWERS. AND THE POOR DECISION MAKING POWERS.

And he would just wait here. Ignoring the looks he got for being a scruffy guy with a leather jacket in the middle of the women's section.