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25 Unicorn Street- Sunday evening

There had been some new people the last couple weeks, a couple loops to be thrown for, and naturally Kitty figured that one thing to do about it was to invite the grumpy alternate universe version of her mentor/big brother type figure to dinner to meet her family.

When you came from the world she did and had spent this much time in Fandom, this was completely reasonable and not uncomfortable at all. Sorry, Logan.

The place was ready, the pizza was ordered, and now Kitty was waiting to see if he'd actually show up.

[For those two!]

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"Lived with him for a little bit," Logan said carefully, trying to ascertain what Clint meant there. "It wasn't the worst. Discussions on cocaine aside."

Damn you, Feige.

"Oh, that would explain a lot," Kitty said immediately.

Lexi didn't know what cocaine was yet, right?

Not if Clint had anything to say about it!

"Well, you'll have some peace and quiet now. Mostly," he said. "I assume you've gotten the warnings about how weird things can be?"

"Like magic and shit?" Lexi was right there, Logan!

"Maybe PG it up some," Kitty suggested. "Some people do magic, probably, but more like you might turn into a kid or a girl."

Clint put his hand over Lexi's mouth to keep the inevitable swear from coming out of her. "Or an animal, if karma catches up to you."

"Daddy turns into a hawk," Lexi added, a little muffled.