Caritas- Tuesday

[throughaphase]

Kitty was still at work, still god damn pregnant, and really tired of it. And there was for some reason a cow in the bar, and it kept walking through everything (literally through) and chirping, and Tino wasn't any help because he kept running into the wall for no reason.

Anyway, she was here, annoyed and overheating, refusing to turn on the TV tonight for her own sanity, and if you caught her in a quiet moment, you might hear her looking down and threateningly murmuring, "Get out."


[Open, no OCD!]

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[1000yearstoolate]

Seivarden placed a glass of tequila in front of Rosa. It disappeared into the bar.

"Aatr's tits, I hate this place," she muttered. "More than usual."

[died8yearsago]

"You're talking to a woman literally stuck in a bar right now," Rosa pointed out, rolling her eyes Seivarden's way mostly because she couldn't move her body much. And she tried. And she seemed to have moved a hand enough for a futile attempt in hopes that maybe if the tequila was disappearing into the bar, she could catch it or something, but nope. It was gone forever probably.

Which made her glad that at least she was stuck and not consumed by the bar like that drink.

"Goddammit."

[1000yearstoolate]

"I was trying to..." Seivarden made a gesture with her hand, trying to find the right word. "...cheer you up."

That had enough of sarcasm in it not to be confused with some kind of weird caring.

[died8yearsago]

Couldn't have that, no.

"The only thing that would cheer me up," said Rosa, "would be if you came waltzing in here with a saw to cut me out of here. Hey, Blackstone has a ton of saws, maybe someone could go get her."

Little did she know just how useless Blackstone would be right now, too.

"Or maybe if I tried kicking you right now, I'll get sent out to the duck pond. Let me try to kick you."

[1000yearstoolate]

"You should have brought one of your axes," Seivarden pointed out. "If you kick me, what's in it for me?"

[died8yearsago]

"I'll buy your drink tonight," said Rosa, with a tone that suggested that obviously that was the answer. "But it won't matter, because I won't kick you, I'm just going to try to kick you, but the protection spell or whatever it is will boot me out of here before it actually connects."

Honestly, she should just be grateful that Rosa was asking instead of just doing it.

[1000yearstoolate]

Actually, the fact that Rosa did ask bothered Seivarden a little. How was she supposed to interpret that?

"Go ahead then," she said, hiding confusion behind a smirk.

[died8yearsago]

"Okay," Rosa said, shifting as best she could against the bar to get her in a better kicking position. "Here we go."

And a part of her, truthfully, sort of wished that maybe everything weird happening in the bar right now had also influenced the protection spell to not work, and that nice sharp kick to Seivarden's calf would actually connect, but of course it didn't, and Rosa disappeared, winding up....not...quite in the duck pond, but...close enough?