Voicemail

[throughaphase]

"Hi, this is Kitty, and I am a recording. You know what to do."

Comments

[throughaphase]

Well that was a random mix of texts.

It's not really like swimming... Why?

[dollpocalypse]

Nice long pause after that one. Then:

i dont know

Okay, Topher. Okay.

but like you cant drown/? (for science

[throughaphase]

And yet not the weirdest text conversation she'd ever had.

I could if I stopped phasing while underwater. How is this for science?

[dollpocalypse]

ohhh, said the next text. dont do that.

Sage advice from the drunk teenager who still had vegetable cake on his shirt.

As for the science part, well: you're research! congratulations you are a good test subject

Oh dear.

[throughaphase]

Was going to say we should do D&D again... now worried you're going to try and drown me.

[dollpocalypse]

this is about other intangible people, Topher assured her. and underwater D&D would be veRy boring

Pretty sure she meant on land, Topher.

[throughaphase]

1. What other intangible ppl? 2. Underwater D&D = awesome, ty. 3. NO DROWNING ANYONE.

[dollpocalypse]

a. IDK but i bet there are some 2. but i cant swim :( C) OF COURSE theres no one here i dont like.

Well. That was... Revealing.

[throughaphase]

2. On land then. 3. Scary, Topher.

[dollpocalypse]

on land!!!!! Topher agreed. Using possibly every emoticon his phone offered. Even the ones of little smiley faces eating ice cream and fighting other smiley faces. we are good planners were like team players

Pause.

wait thats an actual thing

[throughaphase]

Yes we are and yes it is. A lot to drink?

Lets all he glad she figured it out and didn't think he just texted like this.

[dollpocalypse]

very a lot.

He included a photo of some drunken antics as proof. Warren should really stop attempting to fly around the room at Platinum Guy speed without armor on...

[throughaphase]

And now I have a new phone screensaver.