Xavier School- Thursday morning

[throughaphase]

Kitty woke up to find more messages on her phone from after she went out last night and went to sleep. Now, she could reply to them now and see what happened, buuuut last time this happened (when she was a lion) she was pretty sure it only lasted a day, so. If she had your number she was sending a text:

Okay did anyone MEAN to actually tell me anything yesterday?

Just in case she missed something.

[Felt this was necessary and she got most of the messages yesterday so! Open for return texts!]

Comments

[so_hawkward]

Did I really ruin sex forever? I don't remember ruining sex.

Damn it, Fandom.

[throughaphase]

Awww.

You did not ruin sex. Jack was talking to me about asking for a threesome with Emma. Emma ruined sex.

And then Sex is not actually ruined, btw.

[so_hawkward]

Okay, good. I mean, I could still try to un-ruin it. I have skills like that. You're not allowed to have sex with Emma btw. Because no, bad.

[throughaphase]

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And then You're going to need to un-ruin sex for me when I get home because sdhasdsijao

[so_hawkward]

Sorry! I will! However you want!

Oh Clint, that was a dangerous statement.

[throughaphase]

Okay, I know you know better than to tell me that...

[so_hawkward]

However you want that doesn't involve me getting food in weird places?

[throughaphase]

I don't wanna know, do I?

She had some interesting visuals that were probably not what he intended, but it was safe to say food of any kind was definitely off the table.

You know what, how about: did you get any interesting messages?

[so_hawkward]

Derek doesn't want to know what I know about whips, some lady doesn't want babies. And Thor thinks being naked with me would be enjoyable.

You were welcome for that last image, Kitty.

[throughaphase]

I mean, he's not wrong...

Yeeeep, totally picturing it.

[so_hawkward]

I don't know he's got all those muscles everywhere...

Okay, sometimes it was fun to be mean.

[throughaphase]

Oh, yeah, no one likes muscles. Those just ruin everything.

The meanest part of this, of course, was that she was several states away until later.