"Normal folks get married for taxes," Hardison said. "We only gotta get married if we wanna." He shrugged and added, "Some of our aliases are already married. Just cause I worry 'bout gettin' in to see Eliot if he ever got hurt real bad or somethin'."

So they all had nice, gender-neutral names so whoever was closest could get to him with a minimum of fuss.

"Look at the Mastermind, not wantin' to plan anything," he teased. "Naw, don't you worry. If we ended up doin' somethin' like that, it'd either be real small an' not need much plannin' at all, or we'd make someone else do all the heavy-liftin'."

And then steal it from them!